"I have to confess..."

Whenever Nick starts a conversation with Mommy with that phrase, she knows its going to be good...

This time, Diane has some clue as to where the confessed transgression transpired since she heard the pitter-patter of investigative feet walk from his bathroom where he was sent to brush his teeth to Daddy's bathroom. The only other clue was a patch of brushburn and small thin cut on his chin... the type of cut we men may inflict upon ourselves on a bad shave day...

Need I elaborate further?