Shopping for a Mother's Day card...

Diane was shopping for a Mother's Day card in the Mother's Day card aisle at Wegman's. Nick had an opportunity to ponder (always dangerous). After a few moments, he blurted out as a proclamation that any one in the county could hear: "Mommy some people do not have kids. You're lucky. You have two kids."

Then, experiencing a neuron detour, "If we crashed into all these people with the shopping cart, they would call us 'IDIOTS'!" Again, amplified for those at the front of the building to hear...