The Top 4 Reasons why Mommy should never go to a "spa":

#4: "They will cut your legs off."
#3: "They will shave your liver."
#2: "They will squeeze the jelly out of your eyes."
...and the #1 reason why Mommy should never go to a spa:

"They will make soup from your freshly peeled skin."

(Mommy has decided to avoid spas, at least for now.)