Corinne...It's still my idea...that I stole from you.

"I may not be too hungry for dinner. I had that footlong (ham sub) a couple of hours ago and haven't pooped it out yet."

"Olivia tells stories of Adventure, Sacrifice and doo doo in the diaper...and a bit of wetness."

"I can't take care of a baby, until I have a wife."

Nick had his first baby care experience with sweet cousin Baby Olivia. It took about 30 seconds for him to realize he wasn't cut out for this line of work.

"I want to grow up to be like Charlie Daniels...yeah."

Nick, a budding violinist, has his goals...

"That was fun, Mom! You oughtta try it sometime."

Nick's first comment upon rising from the dental chair and his first experience with drilling, cavity filling, and most importantly "happy air" (a.k.a. "goofy gas", nitrous oxide).

"Mom, she is at an age where she feels she can do anything she wants...that happens mostly with girls."

Nick's commentary on why Corinne has been a little hard to deal with lately.

"You can't be born with curly hair like this without a purpose."

And he thinks his "purpose" is to attract girls.