"The penis was uncontrolled in my briefs."

During a rather aggresive impression of a baseball player making "adjustments" at home plate, Mom asked if there was a problem...

"I didn't, but my mischief did."

Answer to Mommy's: "Who threw that ball!?!"
Nick's "mischief" is Corinne...2 against 1; its a cabal.

"I have the power to steal Agi away from Uncle John."

Dayee: "How many women do you need?"
Valentino with fist raised: "All of them."