"No thank you"

Nick's response on his first "meet the teacher" day at school when Mrs Majewski asks him "will you help me pick up these toys?"

...at least he is polite.

"He's your own husband; not mine!'

Lucky her.

"Corinne has expensive bones."

Never got an explaination as to what he means by that...

"Help me NOW before I blow a gasket!"

We have no idea where he got that one since that phase is not a part of either Diane's or my vernacular. We are going to blame...Vicky, the evil babysitter on Nickelodian's The Fairly Odd Parents...

"I'm going to put some joy in her heart."

Nick, trying to console Corinne by placing one of his treasured engines in her crib.

"She's (Corinne) is beginning to look like Pat Benatar."

It's a stretch, but one Daddy is willing to make given that ol' Pat used to rock his world...

You're a Heartbreaker
Dream Maker, Love Taker
Don't you mess around with me!

Uh-oh...

"Sometimes Dad doesn't know about Moms."

File under "no kidding"...Nick begins his observations of the "family dynamic"...

"Corinne is happy to begin her life."

A fine assesement!

"I looked & looked until my eyes were all looked out."

Answer to Diane wondering why Nick was staring at yet another love interest...