As I am trying to carry on a conversation with my wife...

"You can have any other girl in the world, except her!" Okay, you have my attention, if ever so briefly...

"Nuns don't have to be tooo pretty."

'nun'ff sed.

"I think Daddy needs an outlet for his energy."

Nick thinks Daddy needs to take up the sport Quidditch, with Harry Potter.

"Oh no...he cracked himself up."

Nick's response to Daddy's singing humor.

"I think it's time we get to lovin' this Cheeks."

You wouldn't always suspect it, but Nick really does love his sister...we think.

"You're too old for that...Just look at you!"

Nick's view on Mommy getting any piercings, other than in her ears.

I could have handled the first part of the comment, but the second part was just over the top.

"Fred Flintstone's hair is as unstyled as Donald Trump's."

Can't decide if this is a slam against ol' Fred, or The Donald.

"You're diversed when you go away and never come back."

We don't think he is talking "diversity". What he really meant was "divorced".

How does he learn this stuff?