"Are we going to have to look like Mounties to blend in there?"

When Nick realized that we were going to Marineland in CANADA, he thought it might be best to not bring notice to ourselves.

"♪He can't hear you...Because ♬; he's your husband."

(sung to the tune of nanny, nanny, boo boo)
Where did he learn so much about married life?

"You ladies just talk about ice cream...and don't stop being adorable."

(said to Mommy and Corinne)
Yes, I know that this quote was most likely lifted from Sponge Bob, however, the curly headed one certainly has the gift of delivery.

"Then, I'm going to break the rules...Do we have rules in this house?"

"Let me tell you something [said with the highest level of touching kindness]...

...things that are fluffy stick to the ice."

This was Nick's attempt to console a distraught Corinne regarding taking a stuffed bear to her first ice skating lesson. Nick learned this bit of knowledge from his experience with fluffy mittens...

"This computer is going crazy the more I keep clicking it."

Mom: "Be patient."
Nick: "I'm can't be patient with electric things."

"No one is writing my secrets down!"

Nick's response when asked by Mommy to repeat one of his earlier pearls of wisdom.

...oops too late...

"I wish I had a baby brother to beat you [Corinne] up."

...touché...

"Are you trying to sacrifice me?"

While having the car repaired at "the Load's" (or "the Lord'" if you are Corinne) house, Nick and Corinne were swimming in the pool. Mommy offered to power Nick's ride on the raft in the direction of the deep end, which prompted this response from Nick.

"I am going to take out Corinne's brain and program it to make her a good soul.

And he adds as if sung out by a choir of angels, "ooooooooooooo". You know the sound that angels make when a miracle occurs.

"Well, not for meeeee! It's all just boring wood."

In reply to me saying how much fun it is to walk through the hardware store we were just driving into...

"YOU CAN'T have a boyfriend! You don't even have a diary!"

This after Corinne proclaimed that she couldn't keep her eyes of the sider's son working on the house. Nick then saw to it to break the news to Master Kim (Nick's Tai-kwan-do teacher) that he was no longer Corinne's sole love interest. Master Kim was inconsolable to say the least...

"You can't catch me!"

First cruise around the circle... This one of my neater pics that is better appreciated with a larger image; check it out.