The Happy Monster

The Happy Monster

In celebration of Holloween, Nick's favorite holiday, he presents the Happy Monster...

"God thought you were worthy as the mother of these children."

Nick's way of giving Mom a pep talk when she is exasperated.

"I have to attend to her every whim."

When not fighting or arguing with her, Nick's purpose in life is to spoil his sister.

"As I told you a thousand times, you don't need to tell me a thousand times!"

Crabby Patty Formula

Crabby Patty Formula

Nick has deciferred the much sought after formula for the Krusty Krab's Crabby Patty, a delicacy of Bikini Bottom that SpongeBob fries up to perfection.

"How did you do that? Mommy never changes her mind."

After Daddy told him I miraculously did just that.

Nick Morning Drop Off at St.Joes

Nick Morning Drop Off

"No pencils."

On the phone with Mom after she already purchased a giant King Kong pencil as an NYC rememberance. Nick feels pencils lack the necessary color required of writing implements.