"Death isn't permanent to me!"

Well, how do we explain this one? Nick will argue against any law of physics. What more can be said?

"I'm gonna teach Corinne a lesson someday. I'm gonna use my big fist."

Nick loves his little sister, but some days he has had enough of her going after every snack, drink and anything else that is his.

"Write that down: 'you (I) like girls'."

Nick is now dictating what should be recorded in his blog.

"If there's anyone suffering.....you are."

Wisdom coming from the back seat of the car, directed at Daddy.

"You are just telling Mommy to live her life and do the things she can."

Nick continues to give maritial tips to Daddy.

"DVDs can do whatever that want to do. They're amazing, huh?"

Nick's reply when he was told that a DVD does not have to rewind like a video tape.

"Can ya say 'He's just a boy'?"

Nick tries to humor Mommy after a confession of something he had done.

"Dear God, Thank you for Jesus. God bless the Holy Spirit. Amen"

Nick's latest bedtime prayer. We have no idea where this is all coming from...it can only be divine inspiration.

"If I was there, I would have taken Jesus down from that cross."

Nick, demonstrating how he would have changed the course of Christianity, had he just been born about 2000 years earlier.

"The Holy Ghost is going to scare the Holy people."

Mommy, I love you...but I still want you to do all of the work.

Nick's mixed message to Mommy on Mother's day.

"I am happy to be back in my poopdom!"

...as he labors on his next sculpture...

Shopping for a Mother's Day card...

Diane was shopping for a Mother's Day card in the Mother's Day card aisle at Wegman's. Nick had an opportunity to ponder (always dangerous). After a few moments, he blurted out as a proclamation that any one in the county could hear: "Mommy some people do not have kids. You're lucky. You have two kids."

Then, experiencing a neuron detour, "If we crashed into all these people with the shopping cart, they would call us 'IDIOTS'!" Again, amplified for those at the front of the building to hear...

"Now that I pooped, I have energy to go to [name removed to protect]!"

"Mommy, I love you more ... than.......the other people."

"Whenever she (Corinne) sleeps; she wakes."