"I'll be too attracted to all the girls in the salon to bother Corinne."

Nick loves going to "the salon" for a haircut. Reason: Girls. He charms them every time when they circle him to listen to his words of love and wisdom.

"I'm playing a grown-up."

Daddy: "Yeah. What is it that you like to do being a grownup."
Nick: "I can cut up dinner."

"We are two chocolate'rs."

As Nick and I sit down to mugs of hot cocoa.

"This would be appropriate"

APPROPRIATE? The context of this quote is not important... APPROPRIATE?

"I'll always be like a nice priest and teach Cheeks Jesus' words."

Fr. Nick

"In Disney you can only get married if you're a princess."

Another sad but true Disney observation by The Nick.

"I couldn't get me teeth out of them."

Nick's reasoning (i.e. excuse) for emptying the tortilla bag.

"Remember I'm very special, so you should be more patient with me."

Yes, Mommy and Daddy need to be reminded of that...

"I'm almost big enough to carry my kids upstairs."

Mommy: "Where will your kids come from?"
Nick: "Colombia - I'll get them from the babyroom."

Remembering back...

Gum Chewing

Nick has been able to chew gum for awhile now. On rare occasion, he will ask for a stick. The other day he made the request and chewed it for a good long time...a good long time to ponder:
Nick: "Mommy, why do people chew gum?"
Mommy: "Good question. I have no idea."

"You have to let go of your anger."

Good Gawd. Next thing he will do is bring me his bank for the nickel deposit to cover his fee.
By the way, this comment was directed at Mommy...this time.

"Teenagers like to play music I think...lots."

"I told Anna that I am in love with someone else."

Wow. Boy was Daddy surprised to hear that one at the breakfast table. After Daddy's reaction, Nick ended the discussion:

"Daddy, it is time to put your head in the toilet."

Enough said.

"You can disguise yourself as a young Mommy."

...as told to Mommy as she was given a headband to wear.

And then to make matters worse/better, Nick defines the term "Models":
Beautiful women...just like your disguise.