"Here's the symbol of justice!...

The most famous one! The masked Stranger!"

Where?

"Was Dad "The Joker" before he became my dad?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a champion lama breeder."

This came out of the blue at Saturday morning breakfast. The only clue we have is that he did see lamas at the mall a couple days ago. We had him pegged to be a lawyer give his skill at the art of rational negotiation, but who are we too stand in the way of his dreams.

"I have to confess..."

Whenever Nick starts a conversation with Mommy with that phrase, she knows its going to be good...

This time, Diane has some clue as to where the confessed transgression transpired since she heard the pitter-patter of investigative feet walk from his bathroom where he was sent to brush his teeth to Daddy's bathroom. The only other clue was a patch of brushburn and small thin cut on his chin... the type of cut we men may inflict upon ourselves on a bad shave day...

Need I elaborate further?

"Isn't looking for stuff at the grocery store fun?"

Nick's response to Mommy's complaining how she and Corinne have to do all the shopping, laundry and other domestic chores while Nick and Daddy go out and have fun in the "real world".

"I'm not going to be live-bait for a werewolf...So, I'll be in my room studying my essays."

Probably lifted from a TV show, but funny nonetheless.

Man In Pink

"Phfitt.....OW.....Someone shot me with a righteous bullet!"

"Does two make you poop crazy?"

Response to Mom asking him if he wants one or two prunes...

"...and, of course, weapons sold separately."

And "...brought to you by Nick.COM."

A steady stream of repeating or producing, directing and acting out commercials of his own design suitable for presentation on his favorite TV channel.